guys someone did it


This is disgusting Ill take twelve boxes

Things to be excited about during October-


  • Halloween
  • Pumpkin flavored stuff
  • Bugs go away
  • It gets colder and you can wear sweaters and stuff
  • The end of the homestuck gigapause
real hacker: So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible
movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* I'm in
real hacker: But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet
movie hacker: I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done
real hacker: What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.
movie hacker: Want me to break into the CIA next?
real hacker: I don't even think you should attempt to...
movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in


I’m about to have a grand fucking time





pls stop reblogging
this is not how I want to be remembered

that hijab looks like some grandma’s sweater became sentient

Lmfao love her 😭


Steal His Look: Larry Bloom

Waste Management dumpster - $1,987 


You want my phone number? It’s useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and vigorously shake it into the night. I will hear you eventually.

hi my names Amanda and this is stuff I like

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