This tiny mouse will hug your finger for as long as you let it. It’s likely seeking protection from your vicious cat. Sold on Etsy.
if you ever want to hear the gospel according to shrek, just open up your bible and read psalm
BODY ONCE TOLD ME
I got shit to do
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
someone is going to say “i have to go to the moon” in a bored, defeated tone one day
fyi ‘satire’ isn’t just ‘hyperbolic exaggeration of the same shit we usually see with a disclaimer that it’s different.’ There actually has to be, like, an element of condemnation in its thesis.
It’s not ironic if it actively celebrates what it’s condemning.
just wanted to put that out there
It’s one of my personal favorites and I’d like to dedicate it to a young man who doesn’t think he’s seen anything good today - Cameron Frye, this one’s for you.
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, 1986.