wickedclothes:

Wraparound Mouse Ring

This tiny mouse will hug your finger for as long as you let it. It’s likely seeking protection from your vicious cat. Sold on Etsy.

Wow It’s mom, but I’m sleepy 

breakingdads:

if you ever want to hear the gospel according to shrek, just open up your bible and read psalm

BODY ONCE TOLD ME

schazam:

i-think-im-so-funny:

This is so true it’s not even funny.

Anonymous asked: Why not fall in love?

brianashanee:

I got shit to do

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

itsvondell:

someone is going to say “i have to go to the moon” in a bored, defeated tone one day

indevampire:

chirart:

fyi ‘satire’ isn’t just ‘hyperbolic exaggeration of the same shit we usually see with a disclaimer that it’s different.’ There actually has to be, like, an element of condemnation in its thesis.

It’s not ironic if it actively celebrates what it’s condemning.

just wanted to put that out there

cinyma:

It’s one of my personal favorites and I’d like to dedicate it to a young man who doesn’t think he’s seen anything good today - Cameron Frye, this one’s for you.

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, 1986.

2yrs:

take a chill pill, your honor

chidoree:

if you threw a pad or tampon into a crowd of boys they would probably all scream and it would be like that scene from monsters inc where george gets contaminated by a sock

hi my names Amanda and this is stuff I like B)

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